so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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