We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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