i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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