I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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