And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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