i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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