i permit you to call me
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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