Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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