that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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