Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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