Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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