We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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