I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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