And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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