Don't you send me to vm
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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