Your dad touched me again.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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