I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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