did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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