So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
my poor anus
All the doctor said was why
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
