yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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