you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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