Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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