I think i sorta joined a cult last night
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize