Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I think i got beer on your cat.
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