She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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