dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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