talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I bet he comes in French.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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