summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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