Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback