life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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