is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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