i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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