Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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