its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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