There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.