just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Is this like a preordered booty call?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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