just tell him i said nine months
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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