Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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