While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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