garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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