i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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