Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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