Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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