So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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