I am puke
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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