I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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