So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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