i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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