dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Randomize