Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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