My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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