How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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