shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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