So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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