I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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