bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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