My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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