when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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