is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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