We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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