sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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